5 Valentine's Day Gifts That Sucked

1. mustache wax
2. free visit to Dolly Parton's "The higher the hair, the closer to God" Day Spa
3. Industrial strength K-Y Jelly
4. John Tesh tickets
5. Herpes-the gift that keeps on giving

Can you add more?

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