Just how much longer must we endure this Dubya Live marathon? I remember when he avoided the podium like the clap, but he's slapped on more pancake makeup for news conferences these past few weeks than Ron Jeremy's dick all of last year.

To some -- Bush's gonna piss on your leg and tell you it's raining -- and Cheney's giving out free umbrellas.

To most -- it's so transparent. "Small business loans for Katrina victims", blah, blah, "...Patriot Act vital to Homeland Security & will keep Amurika safe" yadda yadda, right. He knows he's in big trouble after the NYTimes reveal of his surveillance secrets while experiencing low approval ratings and is in our face every chance he gets, trying to tell us all the good he has done with this full court media press.

Would someone please give him a blowjob so we can impeach him? [via]