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Bill Maher: New Rules For Bush And Cheney

"Traitors don't get to question my patriotism. What could be less patriotic than constantly screwing things up for America? You know, it's literally hard to keep up with the sheer volume of scandals in the Bush Administration. Which is why I like to download the latest scandal right onto my iPod. That way, I can catch up on this week's giant fuck-up on my drive in to work." Read More

Watch the above YouTube piece from last Friday's show or read the same rant from the HBO site.